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The Pope's an idiot [18 Sep 2006|08:24am]

[ mood | angry ]

5:56 AM 9/18/06 · While I've never really discussed it with much of anyone...it shouldn't be a huge surprise that I'm not a fan of the current Pope. Kinda stemmed from all the jokes folks made initially that he looked like Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars series but that wasn't exactly it.

He just looks evil...or maybe depraved is a better word.

Haven't spent much time paying attention to much of anything he's done but this most recent thing is level of stupid worthy of Dubya. One would assume that the Pope is aware that being who he is people tend to listen to what he says. It's not like some folks that get on the mike and the audience tends to drone them out. The Pope speaks and people listen.

So this rather pathetic excuse he's been making that the thing he read, an article/manuscript that straight out insults the Prophet Mohammad, that he chose himself to read was not something he believes in is such a load of crap. He's going to make a speech and read this thing and then be all "...not that I believe any of this. I mean, c'mon...who ever pays attention to me?"

Okay, he didn't actually say that last bit but I'm just really pissy right now. Have been the last couple of days since I 1st heard about this.

The guy's the Pope for God's sake; one would assume that while going through the process that lead to the position there were numerous tests to assure he wasn't dain bramaged (deliberately spelled like that). I mean, unless the folks at the Vatican were trying to pull the same magic trick that got Dubya, our current President of these United States, into office.

*begin rant*

Oh Godz Above...he's a clone. He's a clone of our deeply dysfunctional President! No wonder he looks so odd. You put that right next to each other the resemblance is there, minus the fact the Pope is a little more scrunched down. Clearly an instability in the genetic replication process resulted in a minor amount of melting.

*end rant*

That's how I see it: he's either stupid or there's something wrong with him. Either way, that was a really dumb thing to do and that pathetic excuse only made the matter worse.

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this may be an oversimplification... [06 Aug 2006|04:32pm]

[ mood | silly ]

...but I'm willing to risk it.

On the way to Mom's to help her with some stuff around the house, before getting on the train, I was skimming the SF Weekly. Used to be a much more fun paper to read until they removed the personals section. Regardless of how bad a mood I was ever in...a quick skim of them would either get me giggly or scare the bejeebus outta me.

Either way, whatever had me down previously would be the furthest thing from my mind.

Still, the Savage Nation is usally funny to read. There was this one guy complaining about something and he used an amusing visual image of the Pope and that got me to thinking.

The Christian faith at large, not all of and certainly not limited to it, has a rather big thing against homosexual marriage, gays in general, and obviously transgenders and transvestites. From the lowest of the low to the highest of the high these folks are generally viewed as bad and wrong and sinful and...you get the idea.

The funny thing if that regardless of the denomination or disparate branching of the faith, they largely take their heading from that guy in Rome that lives in the Vatican; the Pope. This is particularly interesting considering that most days, possible all as I can't picture the current or his predecessors in jeans, the Pope is wearing a dress.

Okay, technically I assume the outfit has a specific name other than something so feminine but really...it looks like a dress. It doesn't help that the current guy seems to have a perpetually lecherous expression on his face, regardless of mood, but we've got a guy in a dress making decisions on the wrongness of men that like dressing as women...

...partially. The stance is against homosexuals as a whole and not just the transvestites but still.

Something wonky this way comes.

Okay, that my 2¢...go back to whatever you were doing.

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[12 Jun 2005|04:37pm]

The Emperor Pope
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A Message From Heaven [03 Jun 2005|10:31pm]

Click Here To See the Message
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"Questionable Content" disses the pope [12 May 2005|12:10pm]

[ mood | pleased ]

(in the sidebar) "When I heard they had elected a new Pope I was kind of hoping he'd be all 'hey guys! Being gay is totally okay! Oh, also we are sorry for all the persecution and crusades and child molestation and stuff.' I should have known that Emperor-Palpatine-lookin' motherfucker wouldn't do it, though."


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[21 Apr 2005|10:56am]

As I'm sure you're all aware, a new Pope has been chosen. But do not worry -- it is none other than me, Osama bin Laden! That's right, while posing as that German guy I was elected Pope. Now praise me, bitches.
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[21 Apr 2005|03:08am]
I'm trying to collect all the popemon, but I don't have a JPII yet! Can someone help me? Grab a shovel!
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[20 Apr 2005|07:23pm]

Who can see a resemblance between the new Pope and Uncle Fester? ;)
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pope pool? [19 Apr 2005|09:47pm]

i think we should start a beating pool for when the new pope is gunna croak. Like a death pool, but instead of saying who is gunna die you'd say when one person is gunna die.
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[14 Apr 2005|06:25pm]

What's the difference between the Pope and Michael Jackson?Collapse )
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meh, worth the two minutes [14 Apr 2005|01:16am]

a flash animation found on newgrounds pope for the day
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on a scale of one to ten... [13 Apr 2005|09:51pm]

so in the tradition of 'hot or not' and 'rate my rack' there comes
pope or nope where you can vote on who looks like they'd make a good pope based on their profile. It's hours of fun.
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[13 Apr 2005|12:43pm]

[ mood | morose ]

Why the hostility? i will ask you, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU???

::sniffle:: I'm really hurt, you meanies!

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t-shirts, yes they are on topic [12 Apr 2005|10:19pm]

only the good die young
everytime i masturbate god kills the pope (oops, sorry)
from the latest batch from t-shirt hell
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[11 Apr 2005|10:46am]

The staff of LiveJournal shall be smited by the fist of almighty Allah for deleting the old community.

And I'm still gonna be the new pope.
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[11 Apr 2005|01:49am]

Article on another comm: The Pope Didn't End Communism.

Sorry for the cross-post, but yay for replacement comm!
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